THE EMPEROR'S NEW SONGS
HE'S A LITTLE TOO HEAVY/A LITTLE TOO LIGHT
ALITTLE TOO DARK/ ALITTLE TOO BRIGHT
A LITTLE TOO CLEVER/A LITTLE TOO DUMB
HE DON'T FIT IT/WHERE IS HE COMING FROM?
HE'S A LITTLE TOO SOUR/ A LITTLE TOO SWEET
A LITTLE TOO SLOPPY/ A LITTLE TOO NEAT
A LITTLE TOO HOT/ A LITTLE TOO COOL
A LITTLE TO YOUNG/ AND TOO OLD TO FOOL
HE'S A LITTLE TO SOBER/ A LITTLE TOO DRUNK
A LITTLE TOO TRENDY/ A LITTLE TOO PUNK
A LITTLE TOO LOOSE/A LITTLE TOO TIGHT
A LITTLE TO STUPID/ TO BE SO OFTEN RIGHT
HE'S A LITTLE TOO ELUSIVE/A LITTLE TOO DIRECT
A LITTLE TOO LITERAL/ A LTTLE TOO ESOTERIC
A LITTLE TO SECURE /A LITTLE TO DESPERATE
A LITTLE TOO INDEPENDENT TO GO, STOP,& FETCH IT
HE'S A LITTLE TO CHIC/A LITTLE TOO PASSE
A LITTLE TOO MUCH NIGHT/A LITTLE TOO MUCH DAY
A LITTLE TOO SOLEMN / A LITTLE TOO WILD
A LITTLE TOO OPEN/ WHAT'S HE TRYING TO HIDE?
HE'S A LITTLE TOO FREAKY/ A LITTLE TOO STRAIGHT
A LITTLE TOO UNSTABLE TO BE A GOOD MATE
A LITTLE TOO FUNNY/WHY IS HE SO SERIOUS?
HE'S A LITTLE TOO NUTTY/HE'S TOTALLY DELIRIOUS
HE CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR/ HE CAN'T DANCE
HE CAN'T SING/ OK I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM
HE SURE CAN SHAKE HIS ASS
ITS NOT MUSIC/NOT COMEDY
TOO MUCH SEX/NOT ENOUGH VIOLENCE
& A LITTLE TOO MANY HOMILIES
IS HE TRASHING FREUD/JOKING WITH JUNG
IS HE LIVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE EINSTEIN'S
HOW COME HE STAYS SO YOUNG?
IS HE JOKING IS HE JIVING
HE LOOKS NAKED/WHAT'S HE HIDING
O WHY DONT HE JUST DISAPPEAR?
HE COULD BLOW IT FOR ALL OF US YOU HEAR
IF WE LET HIM THROUGH THE GATES
WE WOULD BE TEMPTING ALL THE FATES
LIKE THE TROJAN HORSE WE'VE GOT TO WAIT
CAUSE WE COULD MAKE A TRAGIC MISTAKE
WHY DONT HE JUST DISAPPEAR
HIS PRESCENCE MAKES IT ALL TOO CLEAR
THAT THE PRODUCT WE ARE SELLING
IS NOT TOO COMPELLING
AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO EARS
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