Frankfurt 5/ but I digress to derive

Schmuck


a schmuck is a prick in yiddish
but as I travelled in germany
i would see shops that said schmuck
and was shocked to find out
that schmuck
means jewelry in german


so , obviously, it must derive from ‘the family jewels’
or one jeweler was a real prick…….

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a while ago you told me to refer to you
as king of the schmucks
do you remember that?
i remember that.