SALVADOR DALI
“I’m a joker, I’m a smoker I’m a midnight toker”-Steve Miller
INQ
Wel, helo Dali (pronounced ‘dolly’)
DALI
Dali! But call me Salvador.
INQ
Hello, Salvador. Thank you for coming. DALI
Call me a taxi.
INQ
I wont’ fal for that one, Mr. Dali.
DALI
Your wig is bleeding.
INQ
Mr. Dali, some people consider your works blasphemous.
DALI
Some people consider these hearings hippopotamus.
INQ
Hippopotamus?
DALI
No, gracias. A hot pastrami. And don’t forget the pickle!
INQ
Answer the question — or you’ll find yourself in a pickle!
DALI
Piccolo mini picolomini piccolo mini pico Lominipiccolo…
INQ
(HITS GAVEL AND CONTINUES HITTING GAVEL)
Blasphemous — pernicious.
DALI
Rhinoceros – preposterous.
INQ
Don’t waste our time, Mr. Dali.
DALI
Time doesn’t exist, Inquisitor. Don’t waste my space.
INQ
Are your works blasphemous, Mr. Dali?
DALI
No! A thousand times no! But cathedral bells are.
Ringing bells si irritating, like hemorrhoids – or the way you hit that gavel.
INQ
A reminder of what, Salvador?
DALI
That the clock is an invention to keep us out of heaven.
INQ
He’s batty. Lock him in the belfry
and let him hear the bells chime for eternity.
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DADA DADDY
THERE ONCE WAS A MERRY, MERRY MERRY,
MERRY MERRY , MERRY PRANKSTER
WHO SAW TIME, TIME,TIME, TIME, TIME
AS A MARAUDING GANGSTER
MELTING & BENDING WIDE EYED & INVENTIVE
DEFYING IT WAS A JOYOUS INCENTIVE
CHORUS:
I”M SALVADOR DALI
DADA DADDY SURREAL DANDY
HE’S SALVADOR DALI
DADA DADDY. SURREAL DANDY
NOW HIS MUSTACHIOED CORPSE
RIDES A HORSE, OF COURSE
JUMPING INTO A CLOCK
AT A QUARTER TO ELEVEN
REMATERIALIZING EARLIER
AT HALF PAST SEVEN
HOLDING ONTO HIS HAT
& A SMOKING CANNONBALL
VELVET THREADS &
BARON MUNCHAUSEN’S
JOYOUS ROAR
LAUREL AND HARDY
SAT ON A CLOCK
STIR FRYING ONIONS BAGELS AND LOX
WHEN UP PULLED A TORSO
HUNGRY? EVEN MORE SO
CURSING IN SIGN WHAT LUCK!
WHAT A WASTE! BOLLOCKS!
WHERE IS IT WHEN YOU NEED IT?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FACE?
VENUS DI MILO SAT ON AN ANGEL
SIDESADDLE ON THE SHELL OF A SNAIL
WHEN NAPOLEON SPIED HER
PULLED HIS RHINO BESIDE HER
AND ASKED HER TO SIT ON HIS FACE
NOW VENUS WAS A TAURUS
WITH A CHEST FULL OF DRAWERS
AND GAME TO BE EATEN FOR LUNCH
SO HE STUCK IN HIS TONGUE
AND HE SLURPED OUT HER LUNGS
AND SAID — “OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY…
OH, WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I”
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from tightrope see webpage
and youtube
Tightrope 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUpXqoe5HnI
31:54